The Ungettable Joke edition by Bill Dargen Dave Squires Literature Fiction eBooks
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A disheartened high school math teacher and a NASA engineer are dragged by mysterious events into a hilarious hunt for the ultimate joke.
Bill is a young high school math teacher, struggling with lack of inspiration. Dave is a journeyman NASA engineer, about to be married, and worried about losing his freedom. They don’t know each other, but both of them are being plagued by mysterious, whacky, reality-shattering events they cannot ignore. While seeking answers, they run into each other and decide to work together to find the source of the bizarre happenings.
When they are hospitalized after blacking out from unknown causes, they are chased by the FBI who suspects they might be involved in a cultist drug ring. After a narrow escape, they follow inexplicably provided clues that lead them to the Giant Sequoias National Park. There, a park ranger disappears in connection with the dangerous effects that now follow them wherever they go, and through a spectacular scene they are presented with a strange inscription that accelerates their search for answers. They encounter many strange characters, and discover one of three mysteriously powerful amulet pieces that seem to be the source of everything that is happening.
Now, Bill, Dave, and a crazy archaeologist are also the targets of cultist zealots who seek to possess and assemble all three pieces of the amulet, and wield the power within them -- and the cultists are willing to kill to get what they want. Bill and Dave must forget the possibility of normal life, evade the FBI, and prevent the cultists from gaining the power they seek.
The Ungettable Joke edition by Bill Dargen Dave Squires Literature Fiction eBooks
Did some crazy chickens lead Bill and Dave on a curious adventure? Or did their voyage start long before then?Did a tribe of Native Americans long ago call on this math teacher and this engineer to hunt for the ungettable joke? They don't know. But they'd better find the answer (or the question) in a hurry. Bill has to get back to school and Dave's wedding is weeks away.
They get pursued by a flock of chickens who act like bloodhounds. They have to get some of their questions (or answers) from a professor who seems more interested in talking to himself. But the professor gets kidnapped by a cult. Then the cult builds a bonfire.
Uncontrollable laughter leads to hospitalization. Did they brush up against the ungettable joke? Or did they meet with some fowl play?
After this book, don't be surprised if you think you see chickens in unusual places. If you see one crossing the road, this may lead you to some deep existential and spiritual explorations. Or it may lead you into uncontrollable laughter.
-Kevin A. Hicks, author of Our Easy Life: How we systematically avoid chaos
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The Ungettable Joke edition by Bill Dargen Dave Squires Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews
OK, this is odd, reviewing my own book... but someone has to start things off. When I read this book, I find myself smiling and enjoying the adventure all over again -- even after all the multiple edits and rewritings to "get it right". There are things in this book that make me laugh out loud, and other things that remind me that humor is a strange and personal commodity. It is something that reflects the astounding complexity of the human mind and the universe that bore it. The Ungettable Joke explores a seemingly senseless, somewhat quixotic, humor and its underpinnings in the cosmos. Sound goofy? Think Hitchhiker's Guide meets Indian Jones, with undertones of Inception, Knowing, and 2012. That'll get you in the ballpark. We know you'll like it!The Ungettable Joke
Why did the human cross the road?
To escape the chickens!
I really wasn't sure what to expect with a name such as this book has and I certainly have never given jokes that much thought. After reading this book, I'll likely never view simple jokes in quite the same way. I'll also avoid chickens with any hints of sentience.
This book has a unique premise and I was eagerly turning the pages, waiting to see just how the main characters resolved their quest.
Definitely worth a read!
It is better not to buy a book without looking inside (all books in should have the option to look inside before buying and checking the review; even if it is common to find reviews with opposite rates and opinions). Nevertheless if you by it like you are in a a blind date, well it is up to you. If I had a chance to read one page of this book before buying it I should not complain at all because it was my free will doing it, but i did not know I was going to be so disappointed with it. At least it was inexpensive so I put it in the trash without feeling so bad.
To be more explicit In the book a guy is having a reluctant and casual talk with another unknown guy that just sit next to him in a bar in some restaurant or coffee shop. The discontinuous talk is about the unusual experiences they are having (maybe they are in an ego dissolution process or some spiritual journey). As the place is getting noise they end up in a hotel room to continue the reluctant talk ¿¿¿???
And it is not a matter of humor about mysticism or spiritual affairs. we should take them lightly some times and seriously some other times.
Any spiritual seeker knows the importance of not judging or criticize, but on the other hand some times we need a point of view to decide to buy or not to buy a book. This is the main point of this review not to be aggressive with the authors.
This was a fun book and it was compelling to the end. These two men seem to be
on the same page, add I think that is what kept the mystery of the ungettable joke
going. It was adventurous and I will read it again.
Did some crazy chickens lead Bill and Dave on a curious adventure? Or did their voyage start long before then?
Did a tribe of Native Americans long ago call on this math teacher and this engineer to hunt for the ungettable joke? They don't know. But they'd better find the answer (or the question) in a hurry. Bill has to get back to school and Dave's wedding is weeks away.
They get pursued by a flock of chickens who act like bloodhounds. They have to get some of their questions (or answers) from a professor who seems more interested in talking to himself. But the professor gets kidnapped by a cult. Then the cult builds a bonfire.
Uncontrollable laughter leads to hospitalization. Did they brush up against the ungettable joke? Or did they meet with some fowl play?
After this book, don't be surprised if you think you see chickens in unusual places. If you see one crossing the road, this may lead you to some deep existential and spiritual explorations. Or it may lead you into uncontrollable laughter.
-Kevin A. Hicks, author of Our Easy Life How we systematically avoid chaos
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